Port Charles #1 human mask dealer, "Masks-R-Us" report sales plummeting over 1,000% since one year ago.
"We have had zero sales since one year ago," reports company owner Owen Westley (no word yet on if this is another of Dr. Obrecht's children with a different West-like last name), "I mean, our favorite customer, Caesar Faison, hasn't been in the store in months!"
On the plus side, Westley reports wig sales are up 1,000% ever