Speed Of Light Airlines is now offering a 4 minute direct flight from Port Charles, NY to Sonny's Island, somewhere off the coast of South America or maybe Mexico or Peru or perhaps Hawaii.
"I, uh, uh…had to…uh…you know, go to my…uh…island," sputtered traveler Sonny Corrinthos, "To…uh…you know, even the…uh…score…and…uh…I needed to get there…by…uh…you know…the next commercial…uh…break…"
Speed Of Light Airlines was happy to assist Mr. Corrinthos with his travels. And they're happy to help you too: Need to get to his island to confront someone about murdering your fiancé with a split personality? Call on us! We also offer 6 minute trips to Europe to "medical facilities" where your assumed-to-be-burned-alive children may or may not be being held captive by someone wearing a mask. Call now!
Ask about our mobster specials!
"I, uh, uh…had to…uh…you know, go to my…uh…island," sputtered traveler Sonny Corrinthos, "To…uh…you know, even the…uh…score…and…uh…I needed to get there…by…uh…you know…the next commercial…uh…break…"
Speed Of Light Airlines was happy to assist Mr. Corrinthos with his travels. And they're happy to help you too: Need to get to his island to confront someone about murdering your fiancé with a split personality? Call on us! We also offer 6 minute trips to Europe to "medical facilities" where your assumed-to-be-burned-alive children may or may not be being held captive by someone wearing a mask. Call now!
Ask about our mobster specials!