Good day! I'm Reggie Sanders, and I'm with Warner Brothers Home Video. We're so glad to see that you randy boys were so thrilled with the recent scenes of seduction between the kinky gay men of Port Charles! As you know, these scenes featured very powerful aphrodisiacs: the video collections of The Golden Girls and our exciting release from 2006, Knots Landing! We can only imagine you employed the same sultry techniques in your own bedrooms to great, sloppy success. And we'd LOVE to hear your stories. Well, I sure would. With detail. Lots of detail. And pics. Definitely send pics.
Anyway, if you loved what The Golden Girls and Knots Landing did for your game, we've got a whole slew of other panty-dropping titles to add to your repertoire. Check these out!
Everybody Loves Raymond - Forget about Raymond. Everybody will be loving YOUR chubby ass once you show up with this knee-slapping comedy masterpiece. Season after season, watch as the insults fly between Doris Roberts and Patricia Heaton. Every mind-numbing zing will bring you and your gentleman friend closer to ecstasy!
Anyway, if you loved what The Golden Girls and Knots Landing did for your game, we've got a whole slew of other panty-dropping titles to add to your repertoire. Check these out!
Everybody Loves Raymond - Forget about Raymond. Everybody will be loving YOUR chubby ass once you show up with this knee-slapping comedy masterpiece. Season after season, watch as the insults fly between Doris Roberts and Patricia Heaton. Every mind-numbing zing will bring you and your gentleman friend closer to ecstasy!
Gilmore Girls - I don't know about you, but nothing gets me going quicker than a speed talking mother-daughter duo. Throw in a young and sassy Milo Ventimiglia and sweet baby Jesus, my clock would be rocked.
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Will Smith really shakes things up for his affluent relatives in Bel-Air after escaping the mean streets of Philadelpia. The hi-jinks and outrageous fashions are sure to give you and that special guy the biggest boners you've ever had. But be careful. By the time Aunt Viv is replaced by Aunt Viv #2, you're bound to reach a climax so explosive, you'll think the Metro Court has gone down.
Night Court - I only have two words for ya. MARKIE. POST. Actually, two more. YOU'RE. WELCOME.
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Will Smith really shakes things up for his affluent relatives in Bel-Air after escaping the mean streets of Philadelpia. The hi-jinks and outrageous fashions are sure to give you and that special guy the biggest boners you've ever had. But be careful. By the time Aunt Viv is replaced by Aunt Viv #2, you're bound to reach a climax so explosive, you'll think the Metro Court has gone down.
Night Court - I only have two words for ya. MARKIE. POST. Actually, two more. YOU'RE. WELCOME.
Tales from the Crypt - Come to think of it, this one might just bring back imagery of Sonny and Ava's romp on top of the freshly buried AJ Quartermaine. Hey, maybe you might get off on that. Pervert.
Two and a Half Men - Come on. You're into groups. You both are. Why not add two and a half more guys to your night and make this a REAL party?
Really, no thanks are necessary.
Just pics.
Please send pics.
Two and a Half Men - Come on. You're into groups. You both are. Why not add two and a half more guys to your night and make this a REAL party?
Really, no thanks are necessary.
Just pics.
Please send pics.