If you thought the Nurse's Ball was a hoot, wait'll you get a load of...
Port Charles: On Ice!
That's right, friends! Jason Morgan is just the beginning cause your favorite long dead citizens are coming out of the freezer and onto the rink for one fun-filled night! Prepare to be creeped out and amazed all at the same time! The Port Charles Herald cheers it's "Corpse-tastic!"
Witness the splendor of Stavros Cassadine and his 1975-ish mustache in a pairs routine that will take your breath away!
Be bewitched by the lovely Helena Cassadine skating to the "Bitch Is Back!" (Please note: Actual stunts handled by stunt double.)
Be bewitched by the lovely Helena Cassadine skating to the "Bitch Is Back!" (Please note: Actual stunts handled by stunt double.)
Look who's crawled out of her casket! It's BJ Jones! Who says you need a heart to have a good time? Not us! She'll be joined by the rest of her long-dead family, mama Tania and papa Tony!
What fun!
What fun!
And for the big finale: The passed away Quartermaines - one and all and all for one - skate to "We Are Family!"
Newsflash: We might need a bigger rink to fit all these rich dead bastards!
Order your tickets today!
Sponsored by Maytag, the leader in freezers and other things that keep the dead on ice.
Newsflash: We might need a bigger rink to fit all these rich dead bastards!
Order your tickets today!
Sponsored by Maytag, the leader in freezers and other things that keep the dead on ice.