Why does everyone keep inviting Franco to parties? He's totally sucked the life out of the last three he's attended.
1. Haunted Star Party - Remember when he first showed up? On stage? With that awful blond hair no less? Sure he made a fun video where he proved he wasn't responsible for his future fiancé's son's prison raping, but honestly, he could have just posted that shit on YouTube like the rest of us and called it a day. No one had a good time at that Franco party, there wasn't even a piñata.
2. Jerome Gallery Party - It was quite a night as most of GH history was exhaustingly rewritten, leaving everyone too confused by Heather explaining how she and Scotty were his parents and him not being a twin to Jason nor a Quartermaine to do what mattered: Buy. Some. Art. Seriously. Not one painting moved that night. Ava was not pleased. Way to ruin your second party, Franco. P.S. No piñata at this party neither. P.P.S. Speaking of him not being a Q anymore, what happened to the "We gotta find the missing Q girl named Lauren" storyline that was dropped once Kiki turned out to be Silas' kid? Where the F is "Lauren??" Let's blame Franco for screwing that up too.
3. Franco's Birthday Party - Happy Birthday, Franco! Sure, we'd love to stand here and listen to you give the longest, most pointless monologue and then propose to Carly. FYI: Way to bury the lead. Next time, can you blow out your freakin' candles and let us all have some cake while you bore us to death with your blathering? I'd rather have dealt with the gunfire going down at Crichton-Clark then listen to one more second of you. I bet they had a piñata there.
In closing, may we suggest to the residents of PC that the next time they get on Evite to round everyone up for a big shin dig, don't invite Franco. Say you must have sent it to the wrong email account. Or hell, just tell the truth: You're no fun at parties, Franco, and you're bringin' us all down here. Sheesh.
1. Haunted Star Party - Remember when he first showed up? On stage? With that awful blond hair no less? Sure he made a fun video where he proved he wasn't responsible for his future fiancé's son's prison raping, but honestly, he could have just posted that shit on YouTube like the rest of us and called it a day. No one had a good time at that Franco party, there wasn't even a piñata.
2. Jerome Gallery Party - It was quite a night as most of GH history was exhaustingly rewritten, leaving everyone too confused by Heather explaining how she and Scotty were his parents and him not being a twin to Jason nor a Quartermaine to do what mattered: Buy. Some. Art. Seriously. Not one painting moved that night. Ava was not pleased. Way to ruin your second party, Franco. P.S. No piñata at this party neither. P.P.S. Speaking of him not being a Q anymore, what happened to the "We gotta find the missing Q girl named Lauren" storyline that was dropped once Kiki turned out to be Silas' kid? Where the F is "Lauren??" Let's blame Franco for screwing that up too.
3. Franco's Birthday Party - Happy Birthday, Franco! Sure, we'd love to stand here and listen to you give the longest, most pointless monologue and then propose to Carly. FYI: Way to bury the lead. Next time, can you blow out your freakin' candles and let us all have some cake while you bore us to death with your blathering? I'd rather have dealt with the gunfire going down at Crichton-Clark then listen to one more second of you. I bet they had a piñata there.
In closing, may we suggest to the residents of PC that the next time they get on Evite to round everyone up for a big shin dig, don't invite Franco. Say you must have sent it to the wrong email account. Or hell, just tell the truth: You're no fun at parties, Franco, and you're bringin' us all down here. Sheesh.