As if she doesn't have enough to deal with as a single widow raising a mob baby and dating a man with even less personality than she has, which is saying a lot, whose wife is back from the dead, Port Charles resident Sam McCall has just become jobless.
Ms. McCall has issued the following official statement officially:
"I will officially be closing my private investigation business, which I guess I run out of my penthouse cause I don't think I have ever had an actual office or like the only laptop I had the Jackal took with him to Seattle or wherever the freak they live now, I'm not calling him, he can call me, due to the creation of something called, what's that thing someone told me is the reason I rarely have clients anymore? Oh yeah: INTERNET. I will wrap up the only case I've had in like three years, trying to figure out who ran Patrick and Sabrina off the road that night, with the aid of the man I am dating's nephew, Rafe. I'm sure this will go well. P.S. I'd like to see this inter-whatever-thing solve the case faster than I can."
We have not received a statement from "this inter-whatever-thing" but will publish as soon as we do as we are a legitimate "inter-whatever-thing" ourselves.
Ms. McCall has issued the following official statement officially:
"I will officially be closing my private investigation business, which I guess I run out of my penthouse cause I don't think I have ever had an actual office or like the only laptop I had the Jackal took with him to Seattle or wherever the freak they live now, I'm not calling him, he can call me, due to the creation of something called, what's that thing someone told me is the reason I rarely have clients anymore? Oh yeah: INTERNET. I will wrap up the only case I've had in like three years, trying to figure out who ran Patrick and Sabrina off the road that night, with the aid of the man I am dating's nephew, Rafe. I'm sure this will go well. P.S. I'd like to see this inter-whatever-thing solve the case faster than I can."
We have not received a statement from "this inter-whatever-thing" but will publish as soon as we do as we are a legitimate "inter-whatever-thing" ourselves.